Intimacy Today, while showing the guy I'm crushing on some thing cool... - FML

Kayyoungsterr - 08/03/2016 04:09 - United States

Today, while showing the guy I'm crushing on some thing cool I had ordered online, I opened my email to find I still had open my order confirmation message for a new vibrator.

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