Health Today, while looking at myself in a mirror, I started to cry,... - FML

whysobeachy - 15/01/2016 17:29 - India - Mumbai

Today, while looking at myself in a mirror, I started to cry, because I hate my appearance. Then I noticed how horrendous I looked while crying, and burst out laughing. Then, on realising just how bad my depression was, I broke down again. FML

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