Love Today, while hanging out with my girlfriend i made a really bad... - FML

anonymous - 28/02/2016 19:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, while hanging out with my girlfriend i made a really bad pun. She replied with "now i don't even feel bad for cheating on you." I didn't know she cheated in the first place

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