Miscellaneous Today, while dicing tomatoes, I sliced my finger.. That same... - FML

anon - 19/02/2016 15:01 - Australia - Casula

Today, while dicing tomatoes, I sliced my finger.. That same one I had peeled before with a peeler. Also, I'm a chef. FML

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