Kids: Today, while at the bus to work, an Asian kid had been staring... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 13:46 - United States - New York

Today, while at the bus to work, an Asian kid had been staring at me, so I smiled at him. His mom told him to stop staring at the "Kuchisake-onna". Being Asian myself, I took that as a compliment thinking its some Japanese actress... until I googled it. FML

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