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By WabbyFish - 22/01/2016 12:37 - United States

Today, when I woke up, I changed my tampon. As I held it by the string and about to throw it away, I sneezed and hit myself in the face with said tampon. I promptly then threw up all over myself, stood up and walked to turn on the shower, and slipped and fell in said vomit. FML

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