Miscellaneous: Today, We ordered a regular pepperoni pizza at a restaurant.... - FML

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By Aysia Simclair - 01/03/2016 05:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, We ordered a regular pepperoni pizza at a restaurant. It took a very long time to be brought out to us and we where hungry and impatient. When the pizza was finally taken to our table it was set on a pizza rack. Little did we know the rack was broken. The whole thing fell on the ground. FML

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