Miscellaneous: Today, Valentine's Day, the only human interaction I've had was... - FML

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By 20andalone - 14/02/2016 20:14 - United States - Yatesboro

Today, Valentine's Day, the only human interaction I've had was a phone call to tell me I'm not being hired by the company I moved to work at. FML

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