Work: Today, upon entering my building, I asked my boss how he was...

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By shellee1983 - 03/03/2016 16:59 - United States - Auburn

Today, upon entering my building, I asked my boss how he was doing. He replied living the dream, then he asked how I was. Since it was raining heavily out side I responded with "about the same, but I'm living the wet dream". Fml.

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