Intimacy: Today, this guy told me to come to his house. It is probably... - FML

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By Joslyn - 20/04/2009 18:14

Today, this guy told me to come to his house. It is probably 95 degrees outside and i walked a little over a mile. I get to his house and tell him im here. He texts me and says hes too lazy to get up and open the door. I waited for 20 minutes outside his house then left. FML

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