Love Today the guy that ive been sleeping for months, surprised me... - FML

CantEven - 27/02/2016 23:16 - Italy - Florence

Today the guy that ive been sleeping for months, surprised me with a ring, roses and chocolates... A cockring, Rose and Chocolate Flavour condoms. FML.

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