Miscellaneous Today, someone asked my dad if he would ever have another kid.... - FML

NoDaddyNo - 28/02/2016 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, someone asked my dad if he would ever have another kid. He immediately scoffed and said "Hell no! I finally learned my lesson after the last one and stopped drinking tequila." I'm his youngest child. FML

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