Love: Today, on Valentine's Day, I received a message from my ex who...

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2016 18:29 - United States - Tacoma

Today, on Valentine's Day, I received a message from my ex who can't decide if he's still in love with me or not. The message after not talking for weeks? "Boop..." FML.

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