Health: Today, of the many things I can't do due a back injury, being...

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By Brokeback - 23/05/2016 22:57 - Canada - Kingston

Today, of the many things I can't do due a back injury, being unable to bend at the waist enough to remove my menstrual cup was probably the most humiliating. FML.

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