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By whatthefaaahk - 28/04/2016 00:11 - United States - West Boylston

Today, my wife left her social worker job to become a minimum wage teachers assistant. I either have to get another job with double the salary or work 80 hours a week to make up the difference. She's mad I'm not happy for her. FML

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