Work: Today, my platoon Sgt. decided today would be a good day to wear...

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By rohtos93 - 13/01/2016 12:44 - United States - New York

Today, my platoon Sgt. decided today would be a good day to wear summer PTs which consist of short shorts and a T-shirt, to "raise morale." It was 37 degrees out and 78 percent humidity... FML

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