Work: Today, my phone won't stop ringing because of people who want...

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By leavemealone - 16/02/2016 12:51 - United States - Miami

Today, my phone won't stop ringing because of people who want to know why I don't respond to their emails. I receive 10 emails a minute, which means Outlook is pretty much always frozen. FML

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