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By stingray112 - 19/02/2016 04:00 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, my parents had to fill out several questions for a survey about me for my school. One of the questions requires them to create a simile that best describes me. My dad thought that "Will is like bacteria, eventually he grows on you." Was the best choice. FML

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