Miscellaneous: Today, my OCD is was so bad. I refused to take a crap in the...

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By samuellkimchii - 20/01/2016 01:08 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my OCD is was so bad. I refused to take a crap in the bathroom at school because none of the toilet seats were the right temperature for my ass. FML

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