Miscellaneous: Today, my motorbike was trashed in the basement carpark. No cctv... - FML

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By angryandsad - 17/01/2016 13:38 - Australia

Today, my motorbike was trashed in the basement carpark. No cctv either and you need a key to get in, so someone in the apartment block has fucked it up and I can't trust anyone till I find out who. So much for a safe parking spot. FML

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