Today, my mother called me a "worthless high school dropout"....

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By "733yoda" - 10/05/2018 04:39

Today, my mother called me a "worthless high school dropout". I have three weeks of high school left, and asked to stay home one day because I was sick to the point where I can barely walk and use an entire box of tissues in an hour. FML

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