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By frassie95 - 14/03/2016 16:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to go see a movie and even though I wanted to see Deadpool, I thought it was gonna be awkward because some of the parts in the movie. So instead I thought we should watch The Brothers Grimsby for it seemed it was going to be less awkward. Boy was I wrong. FML

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