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By Matskulliton - 18/02/2016 22:53 - United States - Waltham

Today, my mom bought me a credit card with 100$ because I did 100$ worth of chores and wanted to use it on eBay. I couldn't figure out how to activate it on the website and was banned for hacking into the account. FML

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