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By tabypatchkid - 22/04/2016 06:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my husband got mad at me for not cleaning. I started cleaning and told him he was right and I would start doing my part around the house. He got up 5 minutes later and started cleaning behind me because I wasn't "doing it right" FML

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