Miscellaneous: Today, my home got burgled. While I was giving my statement at... - FML

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By Bawsack - 17/04/2016 11:51 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my home got burgled. While I was giving my statement at the police station, my landlord popped by to change the locks and secure the front door. He's just informed me that I'm being evicted for 'failure to keep the property clean and tidy'. It's only a mess because of the burglary. FML.

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