Love: Today, my girlfriend of 5 years decided to break up with me because...

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By Professor SexEd - 06/02/2016 04:39 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years decided to break up with me because I was "too good" in bed. Her only explanation was that she's convinced I was sleeping with other girls to gain experience. FML

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