Intimacy: Today, my friend informed me that, when I moved to sit somewhere...

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By ugh - 21/01/2016 03:30 - United States - Redwood City

Today, my friend informed me that, when I moved to sit somewhere else after getting out at the spelling bee, everyone was watching me and wondering what I was doing. I was trying to be less conspicuous by scooting around on my knees. FML

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