Love Today, my father-in-law also, became my stepdad. FML - FML

dada-drama - 09/02/2016 20:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my father-in-law also, became my stepdad. FML

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Today, while doing a project on income, my teacher told me there are no houses in Japan. I told her I lived in Mitaka for 3 years and that I lived in a house there. She told me I was bullshitting. So much for quality education. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because of a video game. Not that I was playing the game too much, but because she got addicted to it and decided that the game was more important than our relationship. FML

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Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML

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Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

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Today, out of my mom, dad, and my siblings, I was the only one selected for a “random” extra check at the airport. My parents are English and my siblings were adopted from France and Scotland, and are all white. My bio parents were Pakistani, and I'm nutbrown and I was the only “random” search. FML

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Today, I watched Alien for the first time with my husband. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I got so wet during the facehugger scene, I had to fake a panic attack and ask him to turn the movie off because I was scared he'd notice. FML

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