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By lolingeverywhere - 08/04/2016 12:43 - Australia - Calamvale

Today, my entire household consisting of four adults and a child, got food poisoning including projectile vomiting and explosive burning diarrhea. We only have one toilet... Ones on the toliet, two have buckets and myself and the child are in the garden. FML

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