Miscellaneous Today my dad just told me "to hell with social interaction" and... - FML

Anonymous - 03/02/2016 21:18 - United States - Little Rock

Today my dad just told me "to hell with social interaction" and basically grounded me from doing anything important. This resulted from someone stealing my phone, texting my dad "sup motherfucker," and him thinking that it was me. FML

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