Miscellaneous: Today, my dad didn't show up to get me from work. When I was...

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 22:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my dad didn't show up to get me from work. When I was upset, told me to get a car. We have a second car at home, but I can't drive it because he won't put me on the insurance. When I pointed this out, his only response was "Oh well." FML.

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