Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin, who is a lifeguard at the local swimming pools,... - FML

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By riperoonie - 28/01/2016 00:00 - New Zealand - Whangarei

Today, my cousin, who is a lifeguard at the local swimming pools, saved a woman from drowning. When she became conscious, she accused him of "raping" her by dragging her to safety. He lost his job and out of pity gets to crash in my room for now. Guess who's in the tent outside. FML.

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