Work: Today, my client texted me that our court date was in 30 minutes....

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By Queen of anything - 15/04/2016 09:20 - Netherlands

Today, my client texted me that our court date was in 30 minutes. Still at my one night stand's house I showed up in court hungover. Wearing the outfit of the previous night, smelling like beer, cigarettes and sex. We lost our case. Fml

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