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By Calvin - 08/02/2016 23:47 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, my cheating, bitch ex girlfriend texted me telling me she had accessed an important piece of work I spent weeks on and had put "I love anal with big horses cocks" onto a random page. I checked my saved copy and she was telling the truth. I had already sent it to my boss. FML

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