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By Vegan_Cannibal - 20/02/2016 16:08 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, my boyfriend's mother told him she likes me better than his ex. When I asked why, he quoted her: "She doesn't do things with other girls, like the last one did. She's a decent girl." I'm not only pansexual, but I dated his ex girlfriend too. FML

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