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By spanj - 14/02/2016 06:48 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 2 month anniversary, and we got fairly intimate after our date. When I was leaving, I mockingly asked "does this make me your Valentine?", and he replied back that "it was too soon for something like that" without a trace of sarcasm in his voice. FML.

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