Work: Today, my boss disciplined his son by making him come to work.... - FML

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By TheJacker - 13/02/2016 21:27 - United States - Irvine

Today, my boss disciplined his son by making him come to work. After three hours of texting and bugging everyone, I told him he can sit in the meeting room and I'll take care of his tasks so I could actually get work done. In return, he wrote me up for "jacking off 5 times before lunch." FML

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