Kids: Today, my 4 year old Sister tried to pour soap water into my... - FML

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By pervert - 12/02/2016 08:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 4 year old Sister tried to pour soap water into my ears. She told me that it is because Mommy told her I have a dirty mind. FML

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