Today, like many others, I got called a brain-dead idiot by my...

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By DumbAssDaughter - 04/08/2018 16:54 - Canada - Calgary

Today, like many others, I got called a brain-dead idiot by my father because I chose to pick up dinner rather than let my mother walk across town after she worked 8 hours despite me already being at the grocery store. FML

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