Miscellaneous: Today, Its friday, I had no plans untill I recived a text message... - FML

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By Invisable_No_one - 15/05/2009 22:01

Today, Its friday, I had no plans untill I recived a text message on my phone from one of my good friends asking me If i would like to hang out later with several other people. I reply " what time?" She replys "Oh sorry I ment to send thaty to someone else". I still have no plans. FML

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