Miscellaneous Today, it was pouring rain so I thought coach would cancel practice.... - FML

beltran1610 - 23/01/2016 03:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was pouring rain so I thought coach would cancel practice. No, instead he made it two hours longer. Now I'm soaking wet and I have to walk four miles to get home. Fml

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