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By Bonerific - 15/04/2016 20:17 - United States - North Tonawanda

Today, it is my 2 year anniversary with my fiancé. It was a big day for us so I spent all of my time preparing an amazing night as well as spending over $600. Just as we were getting ready to leave she broke up with me claiming "our sex life is lousy!" And also "I fucked your dad!" FML

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