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By avenue24 - 24/02/2016 16:12 - United States - New Paltz

Today, in my theatre tech class, my teacher told us we'd be taking a small spiral staircase up 50 feet to the loft, a space above the stage. When he asked if anybody was afraid of heights, I raised my hand. "Go in between people on the stairs who aren't afraid," was his reply. I almost cried. FML

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