Love Today, i woke up, made brekky, and noticed something was missing...... - FML

StupidEx - 20/02/2016 00:12 - Australia - Narangba

Today, i woke up, made brekky, and noticed something was missing... My tv, computer and consoles. I then found a note from my ex saying "Get your locks changed, Dick" and a picture of the spare key i gave her 2 years ago. FML.

1

0

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

9 624

27 990

Today, my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks like my ex. FML

35 320

5 151

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

31 472

21 479

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

35 847

2 672

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

52 005

3 222

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

48 134

7 033