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By blakeyboy22 - 21/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Tremont

Today, I woke up hungover and violently ill. I was then reminded by my roommate that in my drunken stupor last night I ate a 12 oz filet and potato with extra bacon and cheese. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, if I hadn't been a Vegan my entire life. FML

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