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By moosemay - 15/01/2016 22:02 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I went to teach my class although I suffered from morning sickness. All went well until the morning break started and a kid in the first row unpacked a smelly liverwurst sandwich. I puked into the classroom sink in front of the entire class. FML

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