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By tired - 31/01/2016 19:29 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, I went to school exhausted. I stayed up all night to finish a huge assignment that I procrastinated for 2 weeks. When I got to school I was told we had an extra week to finish it. On top of that, I did the assignment wrong so I will have to redo it. FML

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