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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 06:52

Today, I went to a church camp. The guy I like is a leader; I'm 17 and he's 21. He moved to sit next to me a couple times and he kept looking at me. I started blushing really hard until he said, "You know, I used to think you looked just like your dad, but you look exactly like your mom!" FML.

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