Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a bonfire on a date with a girl, and we were...

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By hatesmarshmellows - 15/05/2009 23:08

Today, I went to a bonfire on a date with a girl, and we were roasting marshmellows. Mine caught on fire and I started swinging it around. It ended up on her face and she has a big burn on her cheek. I havent seen her since. FML

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