Miscellaneous: Today, I went tanning in one of those standing tan rooms. I had...

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By FMLDAILYyyyyy - 23/02/2016 03:55 - United States - El Paso

Today, I went tanning in one of those standing tan rooms. I had taken everything off so I wouldnt have any tan lines... or so O thought. I forgot to take off my socks! One of the worst tanlines ever. FML.

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